heronqueenblues: anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
when my mom mentions my name when she's on the...
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
2thpaste: i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face