i would never pay thousands of dollars for a purse unless it could actually disassemble itself and form around my body as a suit of highly advanced weaponry that allowed me to fight aliens and demigods and jaded russians and what have you
You want to know what makes me love you more than...
aishea: strawberrytelle: It’s because when he got me, I was perfectly unused. I was fearless, and a hopeless romantic. He had me at my best. But when you got me, I was bruised and battered. I was afraid of the world and cynical about love. You saw me when I was invisible, loved me at my worst and held me at my weakest. And yet, you didn’t leave. I cannot put into words what you mean to me. I...
Cosmo sex tip #552
gloomyteens: cosmo-sex-tips: If he starts to whisper dirty talk in your ear, shout back “YA NASTY” in his ear
Sometimes I see people on the street and I can...
andrewhussiesbosom: people who can write, draw, AND play an instrument
hummelberry: you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission
I hate to tell you too much cause i stay with too...
fearcult: reblog if u think the next disney princess should be the dark lord satan
she thinks i’m just another guy. but you know i’m different,right?
misplaced-pariah: Love is for optimistics, don’t you try and convince me- Wale
tryna get inside your mind without that night shift so tonight ill be fine with that good bye kiss
tltty: why would you post pictures of yourself crying on the internet
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative...– Peace Pilgrim (via bossplayah)
highsch00ls: 5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
craughed: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
One day you'll meet a guy. And ultimately, he's...
sharonosbourne: Now That’s What I Call: I’m Not Like Most Girls featuring major hits like “Please Don’t Use The Word ‘Faggot’ It Offends Me” and “Yes I’m A Girl (Yes, I Play Video Games)” feat. Adele