June 2012
callmecuzzie:
Summer’s in the air, baby, heaven’s in your eyes.
ihaveabigdickbutanicepersonality:
You’re the best I can do; but I’m sorry, you are just not good enough.
callmecuzzie:
It’s so embarrassing when I have to explain to a non-Albanian guy how strict my family is.
catholicnun:
TGIF (thank god i’m fabulous)
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I...
2 tags
it's ok to show affection and give your mama a...
richwhitelesbian:
my mom said dinner was on the stove. opened the pot & looked inside there was a note that said “you’re adopted”. she burst in thru the window and shouted “YOU GOT SERVED”
artisticparasaurolophus:
i can’t draw a straight line
it always turns out gay
I have no fear of losing you, for you aren’t an object of my property, or anyone...
– Anthony de Mello (via modernmethadone)