love is blind
When your teacher lies on you to your parents.
Okay bitch you think I was bad yesterday .
- Police investigator: Where were you at 11.15pm on Wednesday night?
- Tumblr user: Excuse me, please can you read my FAQ before asking questions? Thanks.
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’