When someone talks shit about your best friend.
Click here if you’re awkward!
it’s fucken brick outside– every new yorker (via bonitaputme0n)
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
Papa John's Pizza: 877-547-PAPA (7272)
Domino's Pizza: 1-800-903-1151
Just in case. You never know who might need it.
Seeing someone and thinking "masha'Allah",
followed by saying “inshaAllah”. Forever Muslim.
When somebody sexy as hell walks past you: →
Then you realize it was your reflection in the store mirror Click here if you’re awkward!
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
damnthatswhatshesaid: You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLO INGLÉS. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
when you're doing a test, don't know the answers...
And if your girlfriend got an ass,she can show me....
Walking into McDonalds with more than 5$